| Me: | Hi Dad I'm on the summit of Ben Nevis! |
| Dad: | come on skype |
| Me: | I'm on a mountain. |
| Dad: | come on skype!! |
| Me: | But I'm on top of a mountain miles from any computer |
| Dad: | beta if you have all this free time to go around climbing mountains |
| Dad: | you have enough time to come on skype and talk to your poor deprived dad |
