"God has given me only one talent. That is whatever the surrounding situation I can be comfortable and sing songs and go to sleep."
Dad
Dad
| Dad: | vive marie curie allons-y allons-y croissant! |
| me: | what are you doing? |
| Dad: | singing the French national anthem |
| me: | that's not the French national anthem |
| Dad: | of course it is! |
| Dad: | allons enfants de la marie curie! |
| me: | you are just replacing the words you don't know with 'marie curie' |
| Dad: | and croissant |
| Dad: | very important do not forget croissant |
| Dad: | Karan Johar's films very simple |
| Dad: | ok there is a lion and he lives in a forest |
| family: | lions don't live in forests |
| Dad: | shhh i am telling |
| Dad: | ok there is a lion and he is living... somewhere |
| Dad: | now you send a lionness in |
| Dad: | first lion and first lionness love each other |
| family: | that's not how lions work |
| Dad: | shhhhhhhhh!!!! |
| Dad: | ok now i send another lion in |
| Dad: | second lion loves lionness but first lionness loves first lion |
| Dad: | now i send another lionness |
| Dad: | second lionness loves both lions but second lion doesn't love her back |
| Dad: | now third lion |
| family: | ... we do not understand anything |
| Dad: | actually |
| Dad: | neither do i |
| Dad: | but ok let us send another lionness...... |
| Dad: | What are you doing? |
| Me: | Nothing, just chilling. |
| Dad: | Well isn't that dandy...!!!! |
| Dad: | you should have chilled yourself into an iceberg by now |
| Dad: | my ship is going to a place in France |
| Dad: | called France |
Dad
| Dad: | to enunciate |
| Dad: | you must put marbles in your mouth |
| Dad: | like they do in Finland |
| Me: | I am not putting marbles in my mouth |
| Dad: | you are very hard to deceive |
| Me: | I think you mean convince |
| Dad: | DONT SWALLOW ANY!!!!! |
| Dad: | OMG |
| Dad: | should I get a dishwasher |
| Dad: | it will be sooooooo cool |
| Dad: | get me one from Japan |
| Dad: | Hellloooooooo |
| Dad: | why are we being boycotted by someone ?? Hmmmmmmmm |
| Dad: | I have been texting you for so many years....... |
| Dad: | this is the fate of all fathers |
| Dad: | our daughters are so cruel and cold-hearted!!! |
| Dad: | we are so kind and gentle |
| Dad: | so sad.......... |
| Dad: | Wakey wakey !! |
| Dad: | Rise and Shine ! |
| Me: | it's 11pm |
Dad
